Most normal citizens, we’re pretty sure, can imagine few things more tedious than reading a round-by-round account of a Fantasy Baseball draft. Indeed, many such citizens, some related to us by consanguinity or wedlock (though not by both), have told us as much. But if you’re reading this, you’re probably the kind of person who can imagine no more diverting pastime than speculating about who might be the Phillies’ closer this season. (No, we don’t know either, except we bet it’s not David Hernandez.) And if you are, you may want to join us, over the course of this and next week’s installments, as we review our just-completed, 3-week-long National Fantasy Baseball Championship slow (indeed, glacial) draft.
First, the mise-en-scene: 15 teams, 50 rounds, snake draft, 8 hours to make a pick or else rely on Autopick, standard-issue 23-man active rosters, semi-weekly (Monday and Friday) lineup changes, and—this is the important part—no post-draft transactions. If you’re dumb enough, as we were last year, to draft Shae Simmons the very day he has Tommy John surgery, you’ve got a dead roster spot.
Despite the Simmons mishap, we did okay with our slow draft last season—second place in our league, one point out of first—so we approached this year’s iteration with even more than our usual optimism and brio. Our strategy, if you can call it that, was simple: take the best available guys for a while, and then fill the holes as best we can. This was a reaction to last year’s results, where our misguided beliefs that (1) we needed to take two elite closers early, and (2) we had mapped the starting-pitcher topography accurately enough to wait ten rounds before exploring it, caused us significant dismay. We wouldn’t make the same mistakes this year, no sir. Read the rest of this entry »