Coors Light and Reynolds Rap
At the start of Moby Dick, Ishmael says that, whenever he gets so depressed that “it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street and methodically knocking people’s hats off,” he goes to sea. As it happens, we, too, are depressed right now. What depresses us is contemplation of the charred, smoking ruin that is our 2016 Fantasy season, and the hats we want to knock off are those of the arsonists who populate our several pitching staffs.
When this happens to us, however, we don’t go to sea. Rather, we bury ourselves in stats that have nothing to do with the ones that are causing us heartache. Different strokes, we guess—a phrase, by the way, that assumes a whole new meaning when you get to be as old as we are.
Thus, we determined to investigate the effect, if any, of the raising of the fences at Coors Field. As you undoubtedly know, Coors is a notoriously hitter-friendly park, and as you probably know, before the start of this season, the Rockies raised the outfield fences in order, said their General Manager, to make the stadium “more fair to pitchers.” The fence down the line in left field is now five feet higher than it was, and the fence in right-center is nine feet higher. Read the rest of this entry »