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Roto Riteup: July 21, 2023

Here is your bad beat of the day:

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Roto Riteup: July 20, 2023

“Dad! Dad! Hey, Dad!” Feed it to me with a spoon, now and forever:

On the Agenda:

  1. News and Notes
  2. Bumps and Bruises
  3. Streaming Pitchers

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Roto Riteup: July 19, 2023

Yesterday was a crazy day of baseball:

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Roto Riteup: July 18, 2023

Live video of me returning to work after taking a vacation:

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Roto Riteup: July 17, 2023

You’re not going to believe this but the same guy also has 139 K in 105 IP this season…The EXACT same guy!

On the Agenda

  1. News and Notes
  2. Bumps and Bruises
  3. Chugga-Chugga Call-Up Train
  4. Streaming Pitchers

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Roto Riteup: July 10, 2023

‘Til all Skenes-Skenes, melon farmers:

If the stuff ends up half as good as the stache, we’re clearly looking at baseball’s next big thing – I mean, just imagine the package the Pirates will get for him in four years! Read the rest of this entry »


Roto Riteup: July 7, 2023

Name a more iconic duo:

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Roto Riteup: June 6, 2023

Elly De La Cruz – electronic cheater:

Removing the tongue that generally stays cheek-planted, Elly De La Cruz didn’t cheat at anything. The murder of a baseball? Yes. But the electronic swing tracker attached to his bat that briefly caused some controversy doesn’t have anything to do with how EDLC is positively lighting the baseball world on fire. After going 3-for-6 last night with two doubles, a steal, and the above homicide, De La Cruz is now slashing .318/.356/.536 over his first 118 PA, with 4 HR, 25 R, 14 RBI, and 11 SB. Again, in just 28 games and at 21 years old.

Baseball is fun and only getting funner with the latest generation of players…And somewhere Brian McCann slowly continues to seethe into an ungodly rage. Read the rest of this entry »


Roto Riteup: July 3, 2023

On this hallowed day of pre-4th, I humbly ask that we officially stop mentioning Shohei Ohtani in the same sentence as that hot-dog-eating bum who struck out a bunch of longshoremen and probably would’ve wet his giant knickers upon seeing a slider.

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Roto Riteup: June 30, 2023

Running towards the weekend like:

 

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