You’ll never forget today’s Roto Riteup.
On today’s agenda:
1. Paul Konerko aims to return soon
2. Pedro Alvarez, David Wright done for year
3. Fun with arbitrary endpoints
4. The Freedom Fightin’ Five
By reading this morning’s edition of the Roto Riteup, you’ve already earned yourself a C+ interneting grade for the day.
On today’s agenda:
1. Drew Smyly gets shut down
2. Dustin Ackley to stay out a few more days
3. Jimmy Nelson to the bullpen
4. Dustin Pedroia could be done for 2014
5. The French Five
The football season may now be in full swing, but there are still fantasy baseball playoffs to consider. This Roto Riteup author is in the semi-finals of his hometown league this week, where a win would guarantee finishing in the money.
On today’s agenda:
1. Adam Wainwright bounces back against the Brewers
2. Jimmy Nelson struggles, could go to bullpen
3. Carlos Carrasco asks for your attention
4. The Fantasy Five
This Roto Riteup author has discovered that life is 5% more difficult if you temporarily lose the use of your index finger due to cutting it performing manly labor around the house.
Also, go Seahawks.
On today’s agenda:
1. Michael Wacha returns today
2. Rusney Castillo to make MLB debut in 2014
3. Some Shelby Miller splits for thought
4. Fun with arbitrary endpoints
5. The Football Five
I’m going to assume that David Wiers went into labor yesterday, and that’s why I have picked up today’s Roto Riteup.
On today’s agenda:
1. Dustin Ackley’s new approach is working
2. Cory Spangenberg debuts
3. ottoneu Alert! Joc Pederson called up
4. The Famous and Hacked Five
This Roto Riteup author doesn’t care if Tony Soprano is dead or alive, but he does care about whether or not Britt and Hank took the left at the stoplight.
On today’s agenda:
1. Daniel Norris crushed some AAA hitters
2. Trevor Cahill, recently as a starter
3. Fun with arbitrary endpoints
4. The Fanny Packing Five
Wednesday is not my favorite day, but I bring you the Roto Riteup anyway.
On today’s agenda:
1. Hyun-Jin Ryu may return Saturday
2. Erasmo Ramirez to start today
3. Yordano Ventura scratched today
4. Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez to debut in September
5. Matt Garza to return soon
6. The Frontiersman’s Five
Just a tip for all Roto Riteup readers: don’t go on a Criminal Minds binge in the evening; you may wet yourself in the night.
On today’s agenda:
1. Garrett Richards goes down
2. Clayton Kershaw moved up to today
3. Brandon Belt out another three weeks
4. Fun with arbitrary endpoints
5. The Falconine Five
Tuesday is often my favorite night of the week, simply because I get to watch a couple hours of Chopped. So while it’s Wednesday now, this Roto Riteup was written in a state of bliss last night.
On today’s agenda:
1. Yu Darvish’s return now uncertain
2. Travis Snider’s slugging
3. Pedro Alvarez and first base
4. The Frank Five
I have an announcement, but first, I want to thank everyone for reading the Roto Riteup over these past couple years. My announcement is simple: this is not my last Roto Riteup. You’re stuck with me for a while more.
On today’s agenda:
1. Gerrit Cole returns this week
2. Yonder Alonso done for year
3. Carlos Martinez recalled
4. David Buchanan solid again
5. The Fortunate Five