Roto Riteup: May 23, 2023
I would like to report a theft:
Acuña going 1st to 3rd on a walk. pic.twitter.com/YZyYAxKzL8
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 23, 2023
I would like to report a theft:
Acuña going 1st to 3rd on a walk. pic.twitter.com/YZyYAxKzL8
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 23, 2023
Confirmed first ballot Hall of Famer:
Zac Gallen really hit a bird with a curveball. pic.twitter.com/T6XOZudoMH
— Bally Sports Arizona (@BALLYSPORTSAZ) May 17, 2023
Zac Gallen. An angry letter from PETA. Collision course.
Zac Gallen has joined Randy Johnson in the exclusive club of…
…hitting a bird with a pitch 🤯 pic.twitter.com/7E8SuITbbh
— Bally Sports Arizona (@BALLYSPORTSAZ) May 17, 2023
But really, it just gives me a good reason to show the moment Randy Johnson instantly smashed a bird’s soul into oblivion.
I’m not sure this makes me laugh more than Jose Canseco bouncing that home run off of his Fred Flinstone haircut-having mega dome but they’re the only two in the conversation.
On the Agenda:
Ownage:
At Citi Field the scoreboard got stuck on the Rays logo. Fans were displeased… pic.twitter.com/bPkKCbkDvk
— Stirrups Now! (@uniformcritic) May 17, 2023
Got to look out for that sniper at Yankee Stadium:
Andy's coming! 😅 pic.twitter.com/w1sgsp3ObO
— Cut4 (@Cut4) May 15, 2023
Wait – what did you just say, bro? You said I’ll never be able to show everyone how much I love and respect all mothers in the entire world, no matter how loud and angry I get? Are you kidding me, bro? No one loves and respects them more than me AND I’LL PROVE IT RIGHT NOW, BRO!
We've got a brawl underway in Colorado and Bryce Harper is at the center of it pic.twitter.com/81PcXV1cT0
— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) May 14, 2023
On the Agenda:
As a proud member of the Never Bunt Club, I approve of this one:
🚨 WALK-OFF BUNT 🚨 pic.twitter.com/xH2cbA5CPz
— MLB (@MLB) May 11, 2023
Forget about 2019 – I think we might finally be seeing prime Acuña, 470 ft at a time:
RONNIE ROCKETS 😱@ronaldacunajr24 crushed this baseball. pic.twitter.com/d2pliXVsdL
— Bally Sports: Braves (@BravesOnBally) May 11, 2023
On the Agenda:
There is no sport like baseball:
Nick Castellanos celebrating his HR with his son is pretty damn cool pic.twitter.com/ffCvTfjmyY
— Calico Joe (@CalicoJoeMLB) May 10, 2023
My man does it all:
Cedric Mullins lays OUT to earn Play of the Week presented by @Chevrolet! pic.twitter.com/YTJ4OkUiOM
— MLB (@MLB) May 8, 2023