Archive for Roto Riteup

“There was a time when people didn’t go out of their house on Wednesday morning because the Roto Riteup was online.” – Ed McMahon, who wouldn’t lie on the internet

On today’s agenda:
1. Buck Farmer to debut today
2. Manny Machado’s sprained right knee
3. Ricky Nolasco to return Friday
4. George Springer needs a fortnight
5. The Ferriferous Five

Read the rest of this entry »

Hi. It’s Monday. This is the Roto Riteup.

On today’s agenda:
1. Dustin Pedroia heating up
2. The Blue Jays and Tigers are tired
3. Anibal Sanchez to DL
4. The Felicitous Five

Read the rest of this entry »

I’ve never been one to dive into celebrity culture, but I will say the passing of Robin Williams rattled me. I will miss him.

On today’s agenda:
1. Justin Verlander’s shoulder
2. Drew Smyly cruises
3. The return of Joe Mauer
4. Manny Machado’s knee sprain
5. The daily five

Read the rest of this entry »

If it weren’t for the DVDs/season five, today would mark the 11-year anniversary of “Futurama” being finished. The episode The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Play Things was almost the series finale. Thankfully this was not the case as “Futurama” is still one of my favorite shows.

On today’s agenda:
1. A concussion sidelines Brian McCann
2. Ubaldo Jimenez returns
3. A bounce back start from James Paxton
4. The daily five

Read the rest of this entry »

Apparently August 9 is book lovers day. So crack open a good book — and maybe a beer — while enjoying your Saturday afternoon.

On today’s agenda:
1. Brandon Belt to the disabled list
2. A big day from J.J. Hardy
3. Thoughts on J.P. Arencibia
4. A potential date for Michael Pineda’s return
5. The daily five

Read the rest of this entry »

Today’s Roto Riteup was written while I watched John Mulaney: New In Town on Netflix (warning: language). One of my favorite bits was his take on Home Alone 2.

On today’s agenda:
1. Adam Lind to return soon(ish)
2. A trio of two home run hitters
3. Thoughts on Chris Taylor
4. The daily five

Read the rest of this entry »

I wish all Roto Riteup readers a tolerable Thursday, since that all we can really hope for. — April Winchell, sort of.

On today’s agenda:
1. Troy Tulowitzki takes BP
2. Josh Tomlin demoted to bullpen
3. Fun with arbitrary endpoints
4. The Feisty Five

Read the rest of this entry »

The middle of the week is the time when Roto Riteup readers prove they’re men and others turn into watered down pansies.

On today’s agenda:
1. Andrew McCutchen out for awhile
2. Michael Cuddyer to begin rehab
3. Shane Victorino has back surgery
4. David Price in a Tigers’ Uni
5. The Forgiving Five

Read the rest of this entry »

Back in the summer going into my sophomore year of high school, a show called “The O.C.” debuted on August 5, 2003. To this day I maintain the first season — maybe the first two seasons — was quite good.

On today’s agenda:
1. Welcome to the show, Javier Baez
2. Brett Lawrie returns today
3. Progress for Masahiro Tanaka
4. Another strong start from Brandon McCarthy
5. The daily five

Read the rest of this entry »

Monday is when the Roto Riteup shines in your face and sends you back to bed.

On today’s agenda:
1. Paul Goldschmidt out for season
2. Adam Wainwright has struggled recently
3. Danny Santana stays hot
4. The Fixated Five

Read the rest of this entry »