Roto Riteup: August 6, 2016
Today’s Roto Riteup author would like to remind you all about the dangers of heat stroke. Stay safe out there kids.
On the agenda:
1. Various News and Notes
2. Streaming Pitcher Options
Today’s Roto Riteup author would like to remind you all about the dangers of heat stroke. Stay safe out there kids.
On the agenda:
1. Various News and Notes
2. Streaming Pitcher Options
The Mariners play on Sunday Night Baseball today for the first time in over a decade, and King Felix takes the hill on the big stage. That is newsworthy, so we’re reporting it here on the Roto Riteup.
On the agenda:
1. Mark Melancon to the Nats
2. Matt Kemp to the Braves
3. Streaming Pitcher Options
That’s right, it’s still me. Four straight days of Zach with the Roto Riteup, what a treat.
On the agenda:
1. Andrew Cashner, meet the Marlins
2. Various News and Notes
3. Streaming Pitcher Options
Lord have mercy, the trade winds are rising. From the depths of Wade Miley to the stars of Jonathan Lucroy, the rumors are flying fast and furious, and the Roto Riteup will be here every step of the way, provided those steps are taken at a certain time in the morning.
On the agenda:
1. Eduardo Nunez to the Giants
2. Hello Homer
3. Streaming Pitcher Options
This Roto Riteup author wishes certain people would fight forever.
On the agenda:
1. Various News and Notes
2. Streaming Pitcher Options
Today’s Roto Riteup decries the lack of complimentary alcohol on late-evening flights.
On the agenda:
1. Various News and Notes
2. Streaming Pitcher Options
Today’s Roto Riteup is wishing for lasagna.
On the agenda:
1. Various News and Notes
2. Streaming Pitcher Options
Today’s Roto Riteup doesn’t care much for golf, but still finds the final day of the British Open to be interesting at the very least.
On the agenda:
1. Various News and Notes
2. Streaming Pitcher Options
Today’s Roto Riteup was not prepared for four baseball-less days to seem like an eternity.
On the agenda:
1. Houston Makes Things Complicated
2. Various News and Notes
3. Streaming Pitcher Options
Today’s Roto Riteup is ready for Monday’s celebration of dingers, especially since it’s the last time we’ll have to hear the dulcet tones of BACK BACK BACK BACK KILL ME OH SWEET LORD KILL ME NOW.
On the agenda:
1. Various News and Notes
2. Streaming Pitcher Options