Look, nobody has been more in on Tyler Naquin this year than me. I was high on him early, owned a few shares, jumped again when he was recalled, truly believing there were 20 home runs and a decent average in this bat. He was one of my “flag” players, to steal a phrase. So I’m happy when he succeeds, but sir, kindly miss me with these types of plays against the Blue Jays.

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Happy Friday.

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— CJ Nitkowski (@CJNitkowski) August 19, 2016

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Dansby Swanson made his major-league debut on Wednesday, hitting a pair of singles to ingratiate himself to the Braves faithful. Even more endearing a start than his two hits, though? Using the Ludacris classic Georgia as his walk-up music. That’s good representing. Field Mob forever. I’m still skeptical about his short-term fantasy value, but that’s a good way to win a fan.

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Chase Utley hit two home runs and got a pair of curtain calls in his return to Philadelphia. Still, his greatest moment in the city is and will always be his relationship with Mac.

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Start your day off with some Adrian Beltre, who is a damn treasure.

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Somebody tell Carlos Martinez it’s Friday, and there’s no longer anything to be upset about.

Boy Carlos Martinez was pissed off!#STLCards pic.twitter.com/7MP3wo66Xs

— LeeLee (@leehenderson32) August 12, 2016

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Me, when you go to sleep but your girl’s still on her phone:

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I’m passing up the obligatory “sliding into the DMs like” from the Buster Posey highlight to hit you with a “me, reading your tweets,” courtesy of Collin McHugh:

But also, sliding into the DMs like:

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Sliding into your DMs like:

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My timeline, reacting to every one of my tweets:

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