With Apologies to AC/DC

(To the tune of “You Shook Me All Night Long”)

I did a late night draft
Just to have some laughs
‘Cos I’m a big-time expert with Rotographs

The price was steep
The draft was deep
It’s crazy to do this when I should be asleep

I missed Arenado,
Missed Machado and Votto,
The best I could do was Prado and Delgado.

And my head was aching,
My hands were shaking,
The draft was snaking,
I couldn’t start waking up, and

It…took me all night long (when we drafted)
It…took me all night long (I got shafted)

I was asleep at the switch,
So I encountered a glitch,
And I drafted Cabrera but I’m not sure which.

I got Osuna for real
Thought he was a steal
But nobody told me he was on the DL

I got so tired
My time expired
And Autopick gave me a guy who’s retired

And my head was aching,
My hands were shaking,
The draft was snaking,
I couldn’t start waking up and

It…took me all night long (when we drafted)
It…took me all night long (I got shafted)

[INSERT AIR GUITAR SOLO HERE]

It really shook me and
It….took me all night long, yeah
It…took me all night long