RotoGraphs Consensus Top 300
In what should hopefully be the final update to the draft ranking spreadsheet that you can download here — thanks to Blake Murphy, Jeff Zimmerman, Mike Podhorzer and Zach Sanders for their work on it — we’re now adding the top 300 as a tab and a post.
I will say it felt sorta nonsensical by the second half. In most drafts, by the time you’re in the 15th round, your needs have overtaken any value-based picking you could do. It might be great that there are first basemen available for cheap, but if you have first, corner infield and utility already lined up, you won’t be looking at that position. The good news is that we still have the deep positional rankings on the same sheet, now with updated composite projections.
The bad news is that we had to try and figure out the relative value of a flier setup man that might close or might not versus a position player too deeply ranked to actually expect to play on a mixed league team. Enjoy!
Rankings based on 5×5 roto, 12 teams, single-catcher with Middle Infield and Corner Infield spots, 14 hitters and 9 pitchers. Each ranker had their own mix of projections and intuition.
RG | Name | Jeff | Zach | Mike | Eno |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Mike Trout | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
2 | Miguel Cabrera | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
3 | Paul Goldschmidt | 6 | 3 | 4 | 3 |
4 | Andrew McCutchen | 4 | 6 | 6 | 4 |
5 | Clayton Kershaw | 9 | 4 | 7 | 5 |
6 | Chris Davis | 7 | 9 | 10 | 8 |
7 | Carlos Gonzalez | 5 | 27 | 5 | 6 |
8 | Robinson Cano | 17 | 5 | 12 | 12 |
9 | Jason Kipnis | 15 | 10 | 13 | 11 |
10 | Ryan Braun | 3 | 38 | 3 | 7 |
11 | Edwin Encarnacion | 11 | 19 | 23 | 10 |
12 | Troy Tulowitzki | 12 | 18 | 14 | 20 |
13 | Prince Fielder | 14 | 13 | 30 | 9 |
14 | Adam Jones | 10 | 36 | 8 | 17 |
15 | Yu Darvish | 18 | 8 | 33 | 13 |
16 | Jacoby Ellsbury | 13 | 32 | 17 | 14 |
17 | Joey Votto | 20 | 15 | 29 | 16 |
18 | Adrian Beltre | 21 | 20 | 26 | 18 |
19 | Bryce Harper | 16 | 47 | 15 | 15 |
20 | Dustin Pedroia | 30 | 24 | 25 | 19 |
21 | Yasiel Puig | 8 | 46 | 20 | 30 |
22 | Eric Hosmer | 23 | 16 | 46 | 26 |
23 | Felix Hernandez | 44 | 14 | 40 | 27 |
24 | Justin Verlander | 43 | 22 | 39 | 22 |
25 | Freddie Freeman | 34 | 28 | 35 | 31 |
26 | Max Scherzer | 38 | 7 | 50 | 36 |
27 | Shin-Soo Choo | 28 | 45 | 32 | 28 |
28 | Carlos Gomez | 22 | 80 | 11 | 29 |
29 | Chris Sale | 47 | 29 | 44 | 23 |
30 | Adam Wainwright | 48 | 11 | 38 | 46 |
31 | Stephen Strasburg | 59 | 17 | 48 | 21 |
32 | Jay Bruce | 27 | 67 | 18 | 33 |
33 | Cliff Lee | 53 | 23 | 37 | 37 |
34 | David Wright | 29 | 51 | 19 | 53 |
35 | Hanley Ramirez | 24 | 76 | 9 | 49 |
36 | Jean Segura | 19 | 91 | 16 | 35 |
37 | Giancarlo Stanton | 25 | 41 | 52 | 43 |
38 | Anthony Rizzo | 37 | 34 | 68 | 25 |
39 | Starling Marte | 33 | 72 | 21 | 38 |
40 | Albert Pujols | 50 | 39 | 53 | 24 |
41 | Ian Kinsler | 46 | 25 | 43 | 52 |
42 | Jose Bautista | 31 | 54 | 27 | 55 |
43 | Buster Posey | 52 | 33 | 51 | 34 |
44 | Madison Bumgarner | 49 | 43 | 56 | 32 |
45 | Evan Longoria | 42 | 48 | 42 | 48 |
46 | Jose Altuve | 39 | 12 | 64 | 65 |
47 | Craig Kimbrel | 51 | 30 | 60 | 41 |
48 | David Ortiz | 58 | 35 | 41 | 51 |
49 | Hunter Pence | 45 | 77 | 22 | 56 |
50 | Adrian Gonzalez | 54 | 65 | 49 | 40 |
51 | Justin Upton | 41 | 89 | 36 | 44 |
52 | Jose Fernandez | 70 | 40 | 67 | 39 |
53 | Jose Reyes | 35 | 93 | 62 | 42 |
54 | Kenley Jansen | 62 | 42 | 71 | 58 |
55 | Aroldis Chapman | 57 | 37 | 82 | 60 |
56 | Ian Desmond | 26 | 105 | 34 | 72 |
57 | Matt Holliday | 65 | 71 | 28 | 76 |
58 | Alex Rios | 40 | 86 | 24 | 95 |
59 | David Price | 61 | 49 | 89 | 47 |
60 | Jason Heyward | 67 | 58 | 61 | 63 |
61 | Zack Greinke | 82 | 21 | 113 | 50 |
62 | Billy Butler | 74 | 31 | 117 | 45 |
63 | Wil Myers | 64 | 90 | 55 | 62 |
64 | Joe Mauer | 73 | 66 | 69 | 73 |
65 | Daniel Murphy | 103 | 26 | 81 | 80 |
66 | Yoenis Cespedes | 56 | 108 | 45 | 86 |
67 | Wilin Rosario | 75 | 73 | 65 | 85 |
68 | Aaron Hill | 100 | 60 | 58 | 83 |
69 | Alex Gordon | 60 | 61 | 93 | 91 |
70 | Matt Cain | 112 | 63 | 63 | 68 |
71 | Koji Uehara | 94 | 44 | 59 | 115 |
72 | Allen Craig | 87 | 88 | 75 | 74 |
73 | Greg Holland | 81 | 57 | 98 | 89 |
74 | Josh Donaldson | 88 | 101 | 84 | 57 |
75 | Matt Kemp | 63 | 79 | 96 | 94 |
76 | Gio Gonzalez | 98 | 75 | 103 | 66 |
77 | Michael Cuddyer | 78 | 96 | 85 | 90 |
78 | Everth Cabrera | 66 | 78 | 54 | 151 |
79 | Mark Trumbo | 32 | 176 | 88 | 54 |
80 | Doug Fister | 141 | 53 | 78 | 79 |
81 | Elvis Andrus | 55 | 142 | 57 | 97 |
82 | Carlos Beltran | 69 | 92 | 47 | 149 |
83 | Domonic Brown | 79 | 102 | 73 | 105 |
84 | Trevor Rosenthal | 89 | 87 | 118 | 75 |
85 | Jordan Zimmermann | 127 | 99 | 87 | 59 |
86 | Anibal Sanchez | 97 | 50 | 99 | 128 |
87 | Ryan Zimmerman | 90 | 119 | 90 | 82 |
88 | Brandon Phillips | 102 | 69 | 114 | 96 |
89 | Brian McCann | 110 | 94 | 83 | 98 |
90 | Ben Zobrist | 71 | 112 | 70 | 132 |
91 | Jose Abreu | 72 | 174 | 91 | 67 |
92 | Josh Hamilton | 104 | 103 | 86 | 117 |
93 | Desmond Jennings | 77 | 109 | 74 | 150 |
94 | Billy Hamilton | 36 | 120 | 109 | 148 |
95 | Danny Salazar | 167 | 59 | 122 | 69 |
96 | Mike Minor | 117 | 74 | 149 | 77 |
97 | Austin Jackson | 95 | 107 | 97 | 123 |
98 | Brad Miller | 76 | 159 | 80 | 109 |
99 | Chase Utley | 138 | 82 | 121 | 84 |
100 | Martin Prado | 85 | 155 | 95 | 92 |
101 | James Shields | 113 | 84 | 112 | 127 |
102 | Joe Nathan | 111 | 85 | 107 | 134 |
103 | Carlos Santana | 83 | 140 | 76 | 139 |
104 | Matt Carpenter | 114 | 187 | 77 | 61 |
105 | Cole Hamels | 101 | 52 | 127 | 160 |
106 | Jayson Werth | 108 | 202 | 31 | 100 |
107 | Masahiro Tanaka | 122 | 106 | 129 | 87 |
108 | Brandon Belt | 116 | 135 | 92 | 103 |
109 | Shelby Miller | 130 | 81 | 151 | 88 |
110 | Mat Latos | 92 | 132 | 79 | 154 |
111 | Pablo Sandoval | 107 | 56 | 232 | 64 |
112 | Sergio Romo | 120 | 70 | 128 | 141 |
113 | Norichika Aoki | 109 | 149 | 101 | 101 |
114 | Alex Cobb | 152 | 55 | 123 | 130 |
115 | Starlin Castro | 84 | 162 | 116 | 104 |
116 | Jedd Gyorko | 80 | 167 | 66 | 159 |
117 | Pedro Alvarez | 93 | 125 | 142 | 118 |
118 | Coco Crisp | 91 | 133 | 102 | 155 |
119 | Nelson Cruz | 105 | 113 | 140 | 124 |
120 | Homer Bailey | 118 | 141 | 108 | 122 |
121 | David Robertson | 106 | 100 | 158 | 129 |
122 | Patrick Corbin | 139 | 95 | 153 | 111 |
123 | Jeff Samardzija | 126 | 123 | 139 | 113 |
124 | Howie Kendrick | 137 | 64 | 171 | 135 |
125 | Glen Perkins | 146 | 62 | 147 | 157 |
126 | Brett Lawrie | 119 | 118 | 196 | 81 |
127 | Ernesto Frieri | 131 | 114 | 124 | 147 |
128 | Matt Adams | 194 | 150 | 110 | 71 |
129 | Kyle Seager | 86 | 165 | 188 | 93 |
130 | Michael Bourn | 96 | 158 | 138 | 142 |
131 | Julio Teheran | 123 | 127 | 190 | 99 |
132 | Brandon Moss | 115 | 110 | 132 | 186 |
133 | Jered Weaver | 168 | 168 | 104 | 106 |
134 | CC Sabathia | 156 | 126 | 154 | 110 |
135 | Leonys Martin | 121 | 230 | 94 | 102 |
136 | Kendrys Morales | 174 | 68 | 172 | 133 |
137 | Hyun-Jin Ryu | 161 | 83 | 164 | 143 |
138 | Gerrit Cole | 147 | 161 | 174 | 70 |
139 | Jonathan Lucroy | 155 | 152 | 72 | 196 |
140 | Michael Wacha | 182 | 128 | 159 | 119 |
141 | Kole Calhoun | 128 | 201 | 100 | 163 |
142 | Aramis Ramirez | 154 | 134 | 111 | 197 |
143 | Kris Medlen | 135 | 97 | 130 | 236 |
144 | Jonathan Papelbon | 153 | 117 | 166 | 171 |
145 | Alfonso Soriano | 68 | 216 | 136 | 188 |
146 | Hisashi Iwakuma | 145 | 177 | 126 | 161 |
147 | Francisco Liriano | 124 | 136 | 184 | 165 |
148 | Torii Hunter | 143 | 180 | 152 | 136 |
149 | Sonny Gray | 200 | 175 | 163 | 78 |
150 | Jon Lester | 148 | 144 | 180 | 145 |
151 | Matt Garza | 185 | 111 | 131 | 198 |
152 | Lance Lynn | 164 | 146 | 144 | 173 |
153 | Matt Moore | 162 | 138 | 176 | 152 |
154 | Shane Victorino | 99 | 257 | 135 | 140 |
155 | Adam Eaton | 171 | 179 | 157 | 126 |
156 | Neil Walker | 175 | 104 | 168 | 189 |
157 | Hiroki Kuroda | 219 | 184 | 105 | 131 |
158 | J.J. Hardy | 133 | 170 | 143 | 199 |
159 | Steve Cishek | 132 | 182 | 182 | 156 |
160 | Chase Headley | 129 | 212 | 192 | 120 |
161 | Andrew Cashner | 198 | 129 | 214 | 114 |
162 | Addison Reed | 183 | 130 | 170 | 177 |
163 | Alexei Ramirez | 134 | 192 | 155 | 180 |
164 | Brett Gardner | 140 | 229 | 120 | 176 |
165 | Adam Lind | 165 | 164 | 234 | 107 |
166 | Brian Dozier | 206 | 122 | 206 | 137 |
167 | Khris Davis | 196 | 235 | 133 | 116 |
168 | Tony Cingrani | 179 | 131 | 201 | 169 |
169 | Victor Martinez | 216 | 213 | 150 | 108 |
170 | Will Venable | 125 | 196 | 148 | 221 |
171 | Jason Grilli | 136 | 98 | 218 | 246 |
172 | Nick Swisher | 189 | 139 | 252 | 121 |
173 | Oswaldo Arcia | 210 | 191 | 115 | 187 |
174 | Johnny Cueto | 220 | 169 | 204 | 112 |
175 | R.A. Dickey | 181 | 210 | 106 | 210 |
176 | Andrelton Simmons | 173 | 199 | 161 | 175 |
177 | Salvador Perez | 193 | 147 | 186 | 185 |
178 | Ben Revere | 159 | 290 | 119 | 146 |
179 | Yadier Molina | 149 | 238 | 162 | 182 |
180 | Curtis Granderson | 160 | 190 | 183 | 209 |
181 | Christian Yelich | 144 | 302 | 125 | 178 |
182 | Jim Johnson | 213 | 148 | 209 | 179 |
183 | Dan Haren | 214 | 116 | 199 | 222 |
184 | Grant Balfour | 231 | 121 | 208 | 193 |
185 | Angel Pagan | 195 | 183 | 137 | 238 |
186 | Bobby Parnell | 190 | 171 | 222 | 172 |
187 | A.J. Burnett | 199 | 178 | 189 | 192 |
188 | Avisail Garcia | 142 | 262 | 134 | 220 |
189 | Jurickson Profar | 170 | 219 | 220 | 153 |
190 | Ian Kennedy | 184 | 224 | 197 | 168 |
191 | Jim Henderson | 163 | 208 | 203 | 200 |
192 | Asdrubal Cabrera | 150 | 251 | 145 | 228 |
193 | A.J. Griffin | 197 | 249 | 165 | 164 |
194 | Corey Kluber | 245 | 145 | 167 | 219 |
195 | Manny Machado | 157 | 203 | 279 | 138 |
196 | Omar Infante | 255 | 115 | 179 | 230 |
197 | Fernando Rodney | 204 | 163 | 175 | 240 |
198 | Michael Brantley | 172 | 293 | 160 | 166 |
199 | Xander Bogaerts | 169 | 195 | 258 | 170 |
200 | Carl Crawford | 234 | 173 | 181 | 204 |
201 | Justin Masterson | 187 | 223 | 200 | 194 |
202 | Casey Janssen | 203 | 215 | 191 | 195 |
203 | Nolan Arenado | 177 | 217 | 254 | 158 |
204 | Chris Carter | 158 | 222 | 247 | 184 |
205 | Nate Jones | 223 | 137 | 235 | 229 |
206 | Rafael Soriano | 209 | 157 | 227 | 233 |
207 | Josh Johnson | 276 | 172 | 217 | 162 |
208 | Tim Lincecum | 191 | 241 | 141 | 256 |
209 | Marco Estrada | 278 | 218 | 193 | 144 |
210 | Erick Aybar | 178 | 232 | 233 | 190 |
211 | Nick Markakis | 211 | 209 | 211 | 207 |
212 | Jason Castro | 236 | 246 | 146 | 217 |
213 | Mark Teixeira | 217 | 189 | 216 | 227 |
214 | Justin Morneau | 228 | 221 | 226 | 181 |
215 | Colby Rasmus | 166 | 239 | 210 | 242 |
216 | John Lackey | 227 | 226 | 205 | 213 |
217 | Matt Wieters | 201 | 271 | 177 | 232 |
218 | Evan Gattis | 218 | 243 | 169 | 251 |
219 | Todd Frazier | 202 | 233 | 225 | 225 |
220 | Ivan Nova | 251 | 185 | 249 | 202 |
221 | Dexter Fowler | 188 | 151 | 291 | 258 |
222 | C.J. Wilson | 186 | 312 | 156 | 235 |
223 | Rick Porcello | 243 | 205 | 224 | 218 |
224 | Ervin Santana | 261 | 214 | 173 | 244 |
225 | Ubaldo Jimenez | 221 | 197 | 219 | 259 |
226 | Anthony Rendon | 252 | 273 | 260 | 125 |
227 | Jose Veras | 275 | 153 | 271 | 214 |
228 | Melky Cabrera | 176 | 220 | 257 | 260 |
229 | Dan Straily | 249 | 267 | 238 | 167 |
230 | Jake Peavy | 244 | 237 | 178 | 264 |
231 | Tim Hudson | 279 | 266 | 198 | 183 |
232 | Jimmy Rollins | 180 | 263 | 212 | 282 |
233 | Alex Wood | 246 | 299 | 202 | 191 |
234 | Jed Lowrie | 247 | 258 | 185 | 250 |
235 | Scott Kazmir | 292 | 181 | 187 | 289 |
236 | Josh Reddick | 230 | 236 | 230 | 255 |
237 | Will Middlebrooks | 222 | 285 | 239 | 208 |
238 | Mike Napoli | 205 | 305 | 236 | 211 |
239 | Jonathan Villar | 151 | 287 | 243 | 288 |
240 | Zack Wheeler | 239 | 206 | 264 | 262 |
241 | John Axford | 312 | 166 | 256 | 239 |
242 | Neftali Feliz | 291 | 188 | 237 | 263 |
243 | Bartolo Colon | 242 | 228 | 273 | 237 |
244 | Huston Street | 233 | 306 | 231 | 212 |
245 | Yovani Gallardo | 224 | 254 | 240 | 265 |
246 | Brandon Beachy | 313 | 160 | 244 | 266 |
247 | Corey Hart | 331 | 227 | 228 | 205 |
248 | Chris Tillman | 212 | 270 | 221 | 292 |
249 | Chris Johnson | 250 | 301 | 277 | 174 |
250 | Kyle Lohse | 269 | 304 | 223 | 206 |
251 | Junior Lake | 263 | 309 | 213 | 224 |
252 | Yonder Alonso | 229 | 234 | 280 | 269 |
253 | Chris Archer | 270 | 281 | 261 | 201 |
254 | Josh Willingham | 225 | 247 | 272 | 270 |
255 | Clay Buchholz | 289 | 265 | 194 | 268 |
256 | Alejandro De Aza | 192 | 284 | 259 | 281 |
257 | Tommy Hunter | 237 | 319 | 207 | 261 |
258 | Jose Quintana | 253 | 308 | 242 | 223 |
259 | Drew Smyly | 284 | 303 | 246 | 203 |
260 | Alcides Escobar | 226 | 300 | 285 | 226 |
261 | Corey Dickerson | 207 | 314 | 278 | 243 |
262 | Wade Miley | 257 | 310 | 245 | 231 |
263 | Rajai Davis | 288 | 320 | 195 | 267 |
264 | Jarrod Parker | 267 | 313 | 251 | 241 |
265 | Scooter Gennett | 254 | 198 | 331 | 300 |
266 | Joaquin Benoit | 238 | 186 | 331 | 331 |
267 | Dillon Gee | 303 | 311 | 241 | 234 |
268 | Gerardo Parra | 262 | 250 | 263 | 318 |
269 | Miguel Montero | 258 | 264 | 299 | 273 |
270 | Carlos Quentin | 286 | 211 | 296 | 305 |
271 | Matt Joyce | 259 | 322 | 248 | 272 |
272 | B.J. Upton | 235 | 318 | 295 | 254 |
273 | Nate Schierholtz | 331 | 245 | 229 | 303 |
274 | Kolten Wong | 331 | 143 | 304 | 331 |
275 | Kevin Gausman | 324 | 240 | 331 | 216 |
276 | Mark Melancon | 331 | 154 | 331 | 299 |
277 | Jhonny Peralta | 264 | 276 | 287 | 290 |
278 | Josh Rutledge | 248 | 255 | 331 | 286 |
279 | Yan Gomes | 319 | 261 | 268 | 274 |
280 | Michael Morse | 331 | 193 | 274 | 331 |
281 | James Loney | 316 | 244 | 331 | 248 |
282 | Taijuan Walker | 321 | 204 | 308 | 307 |
283 | Matt Dominguez | 274 | 316 | 306 | 247 |
284 | Adam Dunn | 287 | 248 | 331 | 280 |
285 | Ricky Nolasco | 300 | 331 | 215 | 302 |
286 | Cody Ross | 266 | 242 | 309 | 331 |
287 | Jon Niese | 273 | 277 | 269 | 330 |
288 | Tyler Clippard | 331 | 194 | 331 | 298 |
289 | A.J. Pollock | 256 | 317 | 331 | 252 |
290 | Ryan Howard | 297 | 282 | 331 | 249 |
291 | Dustin Ackley | 241 | 274 | 331 | 313 |
292 | Derek Jeter | 331 | 307 | 307 | 215 |
293 | Michael Saunders | 232 | 331 | 266 | 331 |
294 | Cody Allen | 331 | 207 | 331 | 297 |
295 | Marcell Ozuna | 272 | 323 | 297 | 275 |
296 | Denard Span | 240 | 331 | 270 | 331 |
297 | James Paxton | 331 | 321 | 253 | 271 |
298 | David Freese | 331 | 295 | 301 | 253 |
299 | Edwin Jackson | 277 | 252 | 321 | 331 |
300 | Wilson Ramos | 310 | 324 | 275 | 276 |
301 | Justin Ruggiano | 208 | 331 | 316 | 331 |
302 | Andre Ethier | 296 | 315 | 331 | 245 |
303 | Mitch Moreland | 268 | 278 | 312 | 331 |
304 | Tyson Ross | 329 | 325 | 262 | 277 |
305 | Tyler Skaggs | 323 | 326 | 267 | 278 |
306 | Nick Castellanos | 260 | 327 | 331 | 279 |
307 | Kelly Johnson | 293 | 331 | 283 | 291 |
308 | Chris Young | 290 | 292 | 310 | 308 |
309 | David Murphy | 331 | 231 | 324 | 323 |
310 | Phil Hughes | 331 | 259 | 288 | 331 |
311 | Brandon Morrow | 271 | 283 | 331 | 325 |
312 | Mike Moustakas | 298 | 291 | 331 | 294 |
313 | Wei-Yin Chen | 307 | 331 | 255 | 331 |
314 | Joakim Soria | 331 | 268 | 331 | 301 |
315 | LaTroy Hawkins | 331 | 294 | 331 | 284 |
316 | Hector Santiago | 331 | 331 | 276 | 304 |
317 | Adam LaRoche | 281 | 331 | 303 | 331 |
318 | Jason Vargas | 331 | 296 | 290 | 331 |
319 | Lorenzo Cain | 331 | 298 | 331 | 293 |
320 | Derek Holland | 306 | 330 | 331 | 287 |
321 | Bronson Arroyo | 327 | 331 | 265 | 331 |
322 | Chad Qualls | 331 | 328 | 314 | 283 |
323 | Travis Wood | 301 | 331 | 293 | 331 |
324 | Garrett Richards | 331 | 331 | 294 | 303 |
325 | Brandon McCarthy | 331 | 329 | 318 | 285 |
326 | A.J. Pierzynski | 331 | 272 | 331 | 331 |
327 | Martin Perez | 331 | 331 | 302 | 306 |
328 | Trevor Cahill | 295 | 331 | 313 | 331 |
329 | Miguel Gonzalez | 322 | 331 | 289 | 331 |
330 | Bud Norris | 331 | 331 | 298 | 319 |
331 | Mike Leake | 309 | 331 | 319 | 321 |
332 | Erasmo Ramirez | 331 | 331 | 315 | 309 |
333 | Cody Asche | 311 | 331 | 331 | 314 |
334 | Charlie Morton | 331 | 331 | 305 | 320 |
335 | Trevor Plouffe | 314 | 331 | 331 | 312 |
336 | Jhoulys Chacin | 302 | 331 | 325 | 331 |
337 | Justin Smoak | 320 | 331 | 331 | 315 |
338 | Yordano Ventura | 331 | 331 | 328 | 310 |
339 | Travis d’Arnaud | 331 | 331 | 323 | 322 |
340 | Ryan Ludwick | 331 | 331 | 326 | 324 |
The players ranked by one analyst are listed on the downloadable spreadsheet linked above.
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