Today’s Roto Riteup author has dealt with 90 degree temperatures for the past two days, and is currently awaiting the sweet release of death.
On the agenda:
1. Fun with arbitrary endpoints
2. Various News and Notes
3. Streaming Pitcher Options
French Open finals. Morning baseball. NBA Finals. Today’s Roto Riteup celebrates a fine day in the sports world.
On the agenda:
1. James Shields traded to White Sox
2. Two Super-Twos
3. Various News and Notes
4. Streaming Pitcher Options
Today’s Roto Riteup is brought to you by the Copa America cup thingy. Soccer, it’s like sports but worse!
On the agenda:
1. Hunter Pence to miss two months
2. Various News and Notes
3. Streaming Pitcher Options
Your boy’s a little under the weather. It seems easing off the throttle even just for a minute signaled to my body that it was OK to let up, and it’s finally catching up on being annoying after a lengthy NBA playoff run (shout out to the Raptors). That’s not to excuse the poor calls and bad puns that follow – you get those in sickness and in health – but to note that I’m writing this late Thursday instead of first thing in the morning, as usual, so if any updates broke after 1 a.m. ET or so, they won’t be reflected here.
So, apologies for that, and now lift a Nyquil Dixie cup in hopes the next intro isn’t nearly as self-involved.
The Red Sox are ridiculous, annoying, and bordering on unfair. Not only did Mookie Betts smash three home runs on Tuesday, his teammate Xander Bogaerts extended his hitting streak to 24 games, less than a week after Jackie Bradley Jr. saw his hitting streak snapped at 29. This is your top “must avoid” team for streaming, as their 126 wRC+ is now 10 points higher than the next best offense (Pirates, 116).
The Red Sox recalled Rusney Castillo and his .241/.302/.317 Triple-A slash-line, by the way, as Bradley’s off to the paternity list (congrats!, since I’m sure you read RR daily).
This morning’s Roto Riteup wishes you a happy Memorial Day. Go out there and barbeque (and drink) like a friggin champ.
On the agenda:
1. Fun with arbitrary endpoints: Hitters
2. Fun with arbitrary endpoints: Pitchers
3. Various News and Notes
4. Streaming Pitcher Options
Today’s Roto Riteup celebrates waking up on a Sunday, lying in bed for a couple hours, and realizing you get to the do the same thing tomorrow.
On the agenda:
1. This is the Gordon Beckham we wanted
2. Various News and Notes
3. Streaming Pitcher Options
Today’s Roto Riteup mourns for the career of Julio Urias. It was fun while it lasted, kid.
On the agenda:
1. Urias’ Short Debut
2. Various News and Notes
3. Streaming Pitcher Options
