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Roto Riteup: May 18, 2023

Zac Gallen. An angry letter from PETA. Collision course.

But really, it just gives me a good reason to show the moment Randy Johnson instantly smashed a bird’s soul into oblivion.

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I’m not sure this makes me laugh more than Jose Canseco bouncing that home run off of his Fred Flinstone haircut-having mega dome but they’re the only two in the conversation.

On the Agenda:

  1. News and Notes
  2. Bumps and Bruises
  3. Streaming Pitchers

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Roto Riteup: May 17, 2023

Ownage:

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Roto Riteup: May 16, 2023

Got to look out for that sniper at Yankee Stadium:

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Roto Riteup: May 15, 2023

Wait – what did you just say, bro? You said I’ll never be able to show everyone how much I love and respect all mothers in the entire world, no matter how loud and angry I get? Are you kidding me, bro? No one loves and respects them more than me AND I’LL PROVE IT RIGHT NOW, BRO!

On the Agenda:

  1. News and Notes
  2. Bumps and Bruises
  3. Closer Kumite
  4. Performance!
  5. Streaming Pitchers

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Roto Riteup: May 12, 2023

As a proud member of the Never Bunt Club, I approve of this one:

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Roto Riteup: May 11, 2023

Forget about 2019 – I think we might finally be seeing prime Acuña, 470 ft at a time:

 

On the Agenda:

  1. News and Notes
  2. Bumps and Bruises
  3. Performance!
  4. Closer Kumite
  5. Streaming Pitchers

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Roto Riteup: May 10, 2023

There is no sport like baseball:

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Roto Riteup: May 9, 2023

My man does it all:

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Roto Riteup: May 7, 2023

What’s that you say about a whole mess of trouble down in Baseball Heaven? La-la-la, Paul can’t hear you:

On the Agenda

  1. News and Notes
  2. Closer Kumite
  3. Bumps and Bruise
  4. Streaming Pitchers

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Roto Riteup: May 4, 2023

No, unwritten rules; I am your father:

On the Agenda

  1. The Closer Wars
  2. Next Stop: Bacta Tank
  3. Wednesday Walkoffs
  4. Streaming Pitchers

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