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Two days ago Jim Carey tweeted a certain picture that has the present author brimming with excitement. The mere prospect of what is being called Dumb and Dumber To being filmed is cause for celebration. The movie already has a pre-production IMDB page — not to mention an entire generation of fans waiting for a sequel to a film that had such amazing moments like this.

On today’s agenda:
1. Alex Rodriguez keeps hitting
2. An end to Ike Davis‘ season
3. Josmil Pinto’s hot start
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Today’s Roto Riteup was written after the author slept through most of the 4th quarter of the Seahawks game.

On today’s agenda:
1. Bryce Harper out with hip injury
2. Derek Jeter to rest sore ankle
3. Clay Buchholz to start tomorrow

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For no particular reason, here is Rhymefest’s sample of Build Me Up Buttercup (warning: language). It is quite different than the original version. Of all the rap song that have sampled other tracks, the Ninjasonik cover of Daylight (another language warning), originally by Matt and Kim, is quite possibly the catchiest of them all. That is, at least in the present author’s non-expert and humble opinion. Other suggestions via the comment section is encouraged.

On today’s agenda:
1. Jacoby Ellsbury’s injury
2. Matt Cain’s return
3. A power trip from Andrelton Simmons
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Today is “Neither Rain Nor Snow Day.” The present author’s feelings on snow — despite living in Michigan the vast majority of his life — can best be summed up by Harvey the mailman from Hey Arnold.

On today’s agenda:
1. Scott Kazmir’s excellent start
2. David Robertson sidelined
3. More bad news for Matt Kemp
4. Three Oh Three and Billy Hamilton
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Happy Fight Procrastination Day! Go out and get something done…after reading today’s Roto Riteup, of course.

On today’s agenda:
1. Tony Cingrani’s return
2. Emilio Bonifacio is still running
3. An Achilles issue for Domonic Brown
4. Allen Craig’s sprained foot
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Since last week’s “Fun with arbitrary endpoints” was dark and gloomy, today’s Roto Riteup features a much more cheery edition.

On today’s agenda:
1. Hyun-Jin Ryu to miss Friday’s start
2. Kameron Loe started, and it was awesome
3. Kris Medlen hot for the playoff run
4. Fun with arbitrary endpoints

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Today’s author of the Roto Riteup had admittedly been out of the MLB loop due to preparations for the sexy time that is the NFL season.

On today’s agenda:
1. James Paxton, Carlos Triunfel get the call
2. Kyle Drabek gets the call
3. Miguel Cabrera, Carlos Gonzalez, and Yadier Molina all return

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Though an exact date proved impossible to pin down, in September of 2000 an unknown piano rock band started distributing their independent record, Ready…Break, at their local shows. In the 13 years since, Something Corporate has gone on to sell over 1 million records (as of 2010) and has released two full length albums as well as two EP’s.

On today’s agenda:
1. Neil Walker’s hot streak
2. Bad news for Carlos Gonzalez
3. Jason Castro’s knee sprain
4. Daniel Nava keeps hitting
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Apologies for the tardiness of today’s Roto Riteup. If Kanye West penned these articles then you should be honored by my lateness (warning: language).

On today’s agenda:
1. The Baltimore Orioles have a new designated hitter
2. Welcome back, Angel Pagan
3. Evan Gattis gets sent down
4. Corey Kluber could return next week
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Happy National Marshmallow Toasting Day! This is undoubtedly the greatest marshmallow toasting scene in any baseball movie.

On today’s agenda:
1. Taijuan Walker to debut today
2. The Texas Rangers receive reinforcements
3. New bat(s) to Baltimore?
4. Yovani Gallardo continues to roll
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