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Roto Riteup: June 6, 2023

Elly De La Cruz – electronic cheater:

Removing the tongue that generally stays cheek-planted, Elly De La Cruz didn’t cheat at anything. The murder of a baseball? Yes. But the electronic swing tracker attached to his bat that briefly caused some controversy doesn’t have anything to do with how EDLC is positively lighting the baseball world on fire. After going 3-for-6 last night with two doubles, a steal, and the above homicide, De La Cruz is now slashing .318/.356/.536 over his first 118 PA, with 4 HR, 25 R, 14 RBI, and 11 SB. Again, in just 28 games and at 21 years old.

Baseball is fun and only getting funner with the latest generation of players…And somewhere Brian McCann slowly continues to seethe into an ungodly rage. Read the rest of this entry »


Roto Riteup: July 3, 2023

On this hallowed day of pre-4th, I humbly ask that we officially stop mentioning Shohei Ohtani in the same sentence as that hot-dog-eating bum who struck out a bunch of longshoremen and probably would’ve wet his giant knickers upon seeing a slider.

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Roto Riteup: June 30, 2023

Running towards the weekend like:

 

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Roto Riteup: June 29, 2023

I was busy – did anything cool happen last night?

Domingo Germán had that sticky-icky stuff on Wednesday but instead of leaving it on his fingers, this time he used it to roll up the A’s and smoke ‘em in a primo outing. A perfect outing, one might even say. Germán struck out nine batters over the 24th perfect game in MLB history and I’m sure his fantasy owners were all totally starting him – he did, after all, allow a total of 15 ER in his previous two starts. No word on whether the perfecto will eventually be stricken from the record via Goo Gone. Read the rest of this entry »


Roto Riteup: June 28, 2023

Someone does ballet in the offseason.

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Roto Riteup: June 27, 2023

We all need friends like these:

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Roto Riteup: June 26, 2023

Just some light Monday morning trolling for all of our totally rational east coast friends:

On the Agenda:

  1. News and Notes
  2. Bumps and Bruises
  3. Betrayal Across the Pond
  4. Streaming Pitchers

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Roto Riteup: June 20, 2023

I know it has been a few days but I am still laughing at this:

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Roto Riteup: June 19, 2023

Happy first Father’s Day, Nolan Arenado:

On the Agenda:

  1. News and Notes
  2. Bumps and Bruises
  3. Streaming Pitchers

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Roto Riteup: June 16, 2023

This is my kind of parenting:

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