Today I’m going to ask myself a very personal question. Just kidding. I’m not really going to ask myself a personal question. Rather, I’m going to gloat about how having adopted the latest fashionable trends among MLB hitters has improved my own hitting.

AGENDA

1. Small Sample Proof
2. Weather Reports
3. Pitchers to Use and Abuse
4. SaberSim Says…
5. TDG Invitational Returns!

Read the rest of this entry »

Players’ Weekend Cometh? The only thing that cometh is the nightman.

AGENDA

1. Players’ Weekend
2. Weather Reports
3. Pitchers to Use and Abuse
4. SaberSim Says…
5. TDG Invitational Returns!

Read the rest of this entry »

Well, I didn’t win the Powerball. Again. My plans to buy a major league team will have to wait. Meanwhile, the $250 million jackpot (after lump sum penalty and taxes) buys less and less of a team. Even the financially insolvent Marlins cost over a billion dollars. Oh, I have an idea.

AGENDA

1. PleaseFundMe
2. Weather Reports
3. Pitchers to Use and Abuse
4. SaberSim Says…
5. TDG Invitational Returns!

Read the rest of this entry »

Rhys Hoskins appeared on the main blog and in my chat yesterday. Now he’s visiting the Daily Grind.

AGENDA

1. Hoskins Whambamthankyamam
2. Weather Reports
3. Pitchers to Use and Abuse
4. SaberSim Says…
5. TDG Invitational Returns!

Read the rest of this entry »

Good news, I still have my sight after viewing yesterday’s eclipse. Hopefully you can still see too.

AGENDA

1. Jonesing
2. Weather Reports
3. Pitchers to Use and Abuse
4. SaberSim Says…
5. TDG Invitational Returns!

Read the rest of this entry »

The Twins and White Sox have a doubleheader today. The Marlins and Phillies are playing two tomorrow. Doubleheaders are risky sources of uncommonly used players – especially since lineups aren’t usually posted for the start of contests.

AGENDA

1. Wild Wins
2. Weather Reports
3. Pitchers to Use and Abuse
4. SaberSim Says…
5. TDG Invitational Returns!

Read the rest of this entry »

Invitationalists should note the words of section five.

AGENDA

1. Sweet Erv 2.0
2. Weather Reports
3. Pitchers to Use and Abuse
4. SaberSim Says…
5. TDG Invitational Returns!

Read the rest of this entry »

Let me tell you a story…

AGENDA

1. Good Story Bro
2. Weather Reports
3. Pitchers to Use and Abuse
4. SaberSim Says…
5. TDG Invitational Returns!

Read the rest of this entry »

Just in case you were going to use him, DraftKings has kindly informed me that Chris Hatcher has been traded to the Athletics. Thus, he will not receive fantasy points. You’re welcome.

AGENDA

1. Stantonian
2. Weather Reports
3. Pitchers to Use and Abuse
4. SaberSim Says…
5. TDG Invitational Returns!

Read the rest of this entry »

On the internet, the term “hax” is most frequently used in video games to dismiss an especially good or lucky play. In the real world, it’s one of the few words cats say.

AGENDA

1. Chat Hax
2. Weather Reports
3. Pitchers to Use and Abuse
4. SaberSim Says…
5. TDG Invitational Returns!

Read the rest of this entry »