Roto Riteup: June 13th, 2012
I had a fight with my computer last night. There was yelling, name calling, and blame. Needless to say, I slept on the couch, and the Roto Riteup suffered. But we’ve made up today, so the Roto Riteup is back in action!
I had a fight with my computer last night. There was yelling, name calling, and blame. Needless to say, I slept on the couch, and the Roto Riteup suffered. But we’ve made up today, so the Roto Riteup is back in action!
Today’s Roto Riteup is full of fun and adventure. Just kidding, it’s full of baseball, you silly goose!
• Interleague play starts up again today, so you’ll have to be extra careful when setting your lineups to assure certain American League players will be seeing the field.
Do you know how hard it is to find things to put in the Roto Riteup when all everyone is worried about is the draft? It’s really hard.
I may have used a certain phrase quite a bit yesterday, but that doesn’t mean you should stray away from reading today’s Roto Riteup.
Happy Birthday, Grandma. Now, I know you said no presents, but I’m giving you a Roto Riteup anyway.
• Roy Oswalt made his 2012 debut in Triple-A this weekend, throwing two innings and tossing 34 pitches. Oswalt was reportedly sitting at 91-92 mph, but then again, he only threw two frames. Don’t expect to see Oswalt in the big leagues for about three weeks, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be stashing him away in AL-only leagues if he’s available.
It’s not Friday, but cheer up, because it’s only a day away! Let the Roto Riteup take up a bit of your morning, and hey, feel free to write an angry comment if you feel like wasting even more time at work.
It’s Wild Wednesday here at the Roto Riteup office, so be prepared for the ride of your life.
The Roto Riteup does not subscribe to the “brony” movement, even though RR contributor David Wiers sure does. Four sevenths majority, b*tches!
Today’s Roto Riteup is just like the first pitcher discussed: run of the mill, and in need of some minor league seasoning.