New Year’s Resolutions

Still on the road visiting family and friends, I spent some time thinking about the upcoming year. I would guess I am not alone in the practice. Combining the look forward with some thankfulness for the friends and family on the interwebbings, I thought it was time to put forth my New Year’s Fantasy Resolutions.

1) I will be prepared for the upcoming fantasy season.
Using all the resources at my disposal, I will be ready for every draft that comes my way. Using the Bill James and fan projections on this site, I will navigate between the more sobering projections and the rosiest of outlooks to find the true way. I’ll check out the tiered rankings, get a dollop of the Deep League Value pieces, take a heaping spoonful of 2010 Sleeper spotlights, a couple servings of Free Agent Impact posts, and make sure I haven’t Forgotten anything on the way out. Oh, of course I have – seconds will include these great BABIP-xBABIP and ERA-xFIP split articles that can double as easy sleeper lists. And of course, there’s more on the way to help me dominate my fantasy leagues in the future.

2) I will remember to give thanks for all these wonderful helpers.
I won’t forget to let Marc Hulet know that his prospect pieces keep me on top of more players than I ever thought I would. I won’t hesitate to profess my man-love for Carson Cistulli, whether he hits the nail right on the head or slips and nicks his thumb a bit. While Dave Cameron may not help my fantasy teams so often, his insights into baseball always keep me thinking. Dave Allen will continue to blow me away with his beautiful visualizations, and he should know that. Don’t let Jack Moore slip, his piece on the save was a great one, David Appleman deserves our gratitude daily, and RJ – well RJ will get his own resolution all for himself.

3) I will play every day for the entire season.
I won’t disappear on a flagging team and leave all my trade offers to wilt. I won’t forget to set my lineups, and I will constantly monitor the wire. I will analyze and re-analyze my teams strengths and weaknesses, and I will make offers and wheel and deal until the final day. I owe that much to the people in my league, and I also know one fact: even second-to-last is better than LAST.

4) I will not rosterbate.
I told you RJ Anderson (and to be fair, draysbay.com) would get his own resolution. Number 3) and 4) are the yin to each other’s yang – you want to be active, but you don’t want to be shuttling players in and out (unless you are in a streamer league). Fantasy (and, to be fair, real baseball) success is predicated on the delicate balance the over- and under-valued, so learning when to cut a player is the hardest lesson in the business. I will refine my approach and do my best to drop only those players that will not help my team the way I need them to.

5) I will not draft the hot young rookie just to show off.*
* This was stolen from a fine young Nano Di Fino, writing for the Wall Street Journal last year. I will let him speak for himself.

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Let’s not get too carried away. That’s a fine group of five resolutions I can possibly keep. Check back in a month or so to see if I kept the pounds off.





With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.

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firnie14
15 years ago

Glad to hear we have some things in common