Eno Sarris RotoGraphs Chat
by Eno Sarris
July 27, 2012
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.
I know we’re practically hardwired to value the hot young talent that’s just starting to make a splash, but seriously, when you compare their age 20 years, you really take Kate Upton over Pam Anderson?
The year Kate Upton was born, if you looked up breasts in the dictionary, you saw a picture of Pam Anderson.
Correction: If you looked up breasts in the dictionary that year, you saw a picture of Pam’s surgeon.
I’m aware that she’s admitted to using performance enhancers. Her all-natural 36-22-34 line plays anywhere, but Baywatch-red Lycra is really so much better when it’s pushed a little closer to its elastic limits.
I say the surgeon only gets an asterisk.