I have an announcement, but first, I want to thank everyone for reading the Roto Riteup over these past couple years. My announcement is simple: this is not my last Roto Riteup. You’re stuck with me for a while more.

On today’s agenda:
1. Gerrit Cole returns this week
2. Yonder Alonso done for year
3. Carlos Martinez recalled
4. David Buchanan solid again
5. The Fortunate Five

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Happy national thrift shop day! No, you don’t have to listen to Macklemore (warning: language) and even if you don’t plan on buying anything, you should at least donate some things to your local Goodwill type places. I myself have found things from video games to records to amazing sweaters all at thrift shops.

On today’s agenda:
1. Seth Smith keeps hitting
2. Homer Bailey to the disabled list
3. Welcome back, Michael Cuddyer
4. The daily five

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Agenda

1. Bullpen Report Upgrade
2. Daily DFS
3. Meager Monday
4. Table

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Today is the 18th anniversary of the film “Tin Cup” being released. I can’t say I love the film in its entirety, however the last hole on the last day of the tournament is a pretty fantastic sequence of events (apologies for the poor quality).

On today’s agenda:
1. Welcome back, Edwin Encarnacion
2. Danny Salazar to start tomorrow
3. A solid outing for James Paxton
4. The daily five

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Agenda

1. Splits
2. Daily DFS
3. Sunday Picks
4. Table

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Agenda

1. Injuries
2. Daily DFS
3. Saturday Picks
4. Table

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Agenda

1. Fringe Five
2. Daily DFS
3. Friday Picks
4. Table

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Thursday is the best day at the Roto Riteup, and this go-around is even better thanks to a massive helping of arbitrary endpoints.

On today’s agenda:
1. Byron Buxton injured in first Double-A game
2. Yu Darvish to the DL
3. Kyle Lohse hurts an ankle
4. Fun with Arbitrary Endpoints
5. The Furibund Five

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Agenda

1. Strength of Schedule
2. Daily DFS
3. Thin Thursday
4. Table

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“There was a time when people didn’t go out of their house on Wednesday morning because the Roto Riteup was online.” – Ed McMahon, who wouldn’t lie on the internet

On today’s agenda:
1. Buck Farmer to debut today
2. Manny Machado’s sprained right knee
3. Ricky Nolasco to return Friday
4. George Springer needs a fortnight
5. The Ferriferous Five

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