What if we replaced the Triforce with a Tri-ace? What then?
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A fine crust is what this pot pie needs.
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Sometimes, I like to read the bad advices. I feel slightly bad for calling out a fellow writer, but this is one of the top three articles to appear when you search Shohei Otani. That means a ton of people are reading it, and it’s hilariously misinformed. The fourth paragraph in particular is almost entirely incorrect. And it happens to be the crux of the article.
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So, you’re here to hear about baseball, eh?
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My primary laptop fan is dying. And that, my friends, is the worst kind of fan. Until a new one arrives, I have to turn off my computer every 20 minutes or so. Oh joy.
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Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the Coliseum. Rim-job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum, oh say can you see ’em.
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Can you believe the season will be over in two weeks? I can.
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Why are you doing reading this? There’s a poll. Stop wasting time!
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There are some things you want to be juicy. Most cooked meat products. Watermelon. Fastballs (if you’re a hitter).
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Some days, I have things to say above the fold. Some days, I don’t. Guess what kind day this is?
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