Well, we can talk beer or real baseball or Lucas Duda if you want.

I bet you lost a closer. I’m here to help at 12:30.

A little haggard around the edges, but I’ll be here at 12:30 to chat. Cause it’s fun!

Baby? Baby? This is fantasy, man. We take this stuff seriously. The baby can wait.

The baby’s due any minute, but let’s sneak in a chat. I’ll be here at 12:30… or at the hospital!