Roto Riteup: August 16, 2012
I wrote today’s Roto Riteup while on my knees, worshipping the idol known as Felix Hernandez.
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Roto Riteup: August 15, 2012
Did you see last night’s popular television program on the popular television network? Because the author of today’s Roto Riteup didn’t.
Roto Riteup: August 14, 2012
Today’s Roto Riteup recognizes that the Sun is not our friend, but our greatest adversary.
Roto Riteup: August 13, 2012
Today’s Roto Riteup is a classic Monday edition. I can’t tell you what that means, but I can tell you that it’s totally true.
Roto Riteup: August 9, 2012
Today’s Roto Riteup is a lot like Mac N’ Cheese with hot dogs cut up into it; it’ll get you where you need to go, it’ll taste pretty good, and it’ll make you feel like trailer trash.
Roto Riteup: August 8, 2012
Today’s Roto Riteup would like to be the next thing taken to Mars. You’ll have to print it out, first, but that’s not much of an obstacle.
Roto Riteup: August 5, 2012
Today’s Roto Riteup has truth and statistics. I’ll leave the lies to someone else.
Roto Riteup: August 4, 2012
I still haven’t quite developed the joke regarding David Weirs and ponies, so you’ll just have to check back and read tomorrow’s Roto Riteup to see if I’ve made progress.
Roto Riteup: August 2, 2012
Today’s Roto Riteup is being written prior to naptime. No, I don’t have any children; why do you ask?
Roto Riteup: August 1, 2012
The trade deadline is really what the Roto Riteup was made to handle. So, without further ado, here’s a look at the players dealt yesterday (and possibly the night before).