Roto Riteup: September 4, 2012
Today’s Roto Riteup should help you brush off your Labor Day hangover with a sprinkling of Hot GIF action.
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Roto Riteup: August 30, 2012
Another five stories in today’s Roto Riteup? What is it, Christmas?
• Joey Votto is going to be returning this weekend if things go well during his current rehab assignment in Single-A. Votto was on pace to have one of the greatest offensive seasons in the history of Major League Baseball before he was sidelined, so here’s hoping his knee doesn’t flare up again in the next day or two. Todd Frazier will be moved to the bench to accommodate Votto’s return.
Roto Riteup: August 29, 2012
Five stories in today’s Roto Riteup means you’re getting all the facts.
Roto Riteup: August 28, 2012
Did you miss us? There was a Roto Riteup written yesterday, but the editors decided not to run it due to the inordinate amount of racial slurs it included. And no, they couldn’t just be changed out without completely ruining the post, you stupid <censored>.
Roto Riteup: August 22, 2012
I was going to say something witty to introduce today’s Roto Riteup, but then I was all, like, “nah.”
Roto Riteup: August 21, 2012
It took me two hours to write today’s Roto Riteup, but that’s because I kept getting sidetracked by pictures of cute kittens. True story.
Roto Riteup: August 18, 2012
Did you know that the Pacific Northwest is capable of producing indoor temperatures north of 90 degrees? Because that what today’s Roto Riteup author had to go through.
Roto Riteup: August 17, 2012
Apologies for the late edition of the Roto Riteup. I know at least five people died holding their breath, but I don’t think a jury could possibly convict me.